someone who craves the male seed. will cheat, lie and steal to get it.
may morph into Jesus or a wet lion to trick men into ejaculating on his face or into his anal cavity (which has been used to excess and now resembles an abyss more than a cavity).
may also be used to describe bands known only as Nickelback.
Chad Kroeger "excuse me sir, might i trouble to ask you for a drop of your semen on my nipples?"
Keith Richards "god damn Kroeger you fucking gay Canadian you really are a semen addict aren't you??"
a fabricated "scene" in which people are commonly known to wear black and have spider web tattoos on their elbows.
related words: scenequeen, ChadKroeger, fuckwit
guy: "what the fuck is a hardcore scene??"
cool guy: "nothing man, nothing"
a semen addict, words such as ChadKroeger and fuckwit come to mind.more...
loves to eat the male seed by the pint. has testicles which very much resemble tiny hairy raisins and has one of them rumpleforeskin's. can be found hanging out in or around gay bars, looking for 'dongs'. uses codewords such as poo pusher and Madonna to describe himself.
has been known to rape babies and small puppies. wished for a kitten for his birthday and has just restocked his wardrobe with the latest 'FUBU' metallic pink denim range.
wears Doc-Martins boots which he had his dad paint orange so he could hang out with Xhibit.
related words: homo, fag, oldgayhomoerectusanalpassageretaliation, Graham J., baby ballbagger, Poofenism, poofening, Jarrad Bennett, Henry Wrinkler, Yolngu Boy
"i am a man and my boyfriend is such a shit stirrer, yeah he stirs my shit inside my arse with his little pinny knob oh baby wank me off"
The art of deftly bouncing a standard tennis ball off of the head of your nemesis. Considered one of the most humiliating acts ever inflicted upon man.
One must bounce a tennis ball of another individuals head, whilst exclaiming 'boop', in a diction of choice, and proceed to catch the ball
The best 'boops' occur when it interrupts one speaking
Use with caution
'Did you see Mandark boop Dave?'
'Yeah, he booped him so good Dave became a hermit'