Cesar is the most over whelming guy you’ll ever meet and has the sexiest tackuache truck in the whole neighborhood but when you see him you will feel safe but when he goes you’ll feel far Cesar has the biggest dick in the town and can fuck a bitch in any space and at any time with his 6 pack
Cesar is so hot in his truck
by Sarah Belit December 11, 2020
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Funny.Ideal.dreamy.
Hard to offend.
Laughs at those who insult him cause he is a man who owns a legion.
Can laugh at himself,and probably does have a small dick.
Gay look at his empire.He probably has the right to play the woman cause he is King and breaks the rules.And owns centurion men probably the men hung like horses,let's keep it on the down low,cesar loves his guards tall and strong.But besides his hard work at keeping his troops together he has to work hard to impress the people to get them to stay peaceful.
He plays the victim because he makes everyone make the first move so he will call you gay no matter what,he doesn't know wrong till you teach him..and Brutus well he will be brutus.
You: There is cesar
Cesar:Hail Cesar!
EVeryone:Hail Cesar!

He is so charming.
He is cesar.
by Agressiveteen December 18, 2017
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Cesar is the type of guy who is nice, honest, maybe a little gay. But he is always a great friend. He may be quiet at some times, and hard to read. His penis size may vary, but you don't always know. Cesar in Greek means Penis, so you never know.
Cesar is a great friend.
by Nice and Honest March 23, 2022
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Cesar, also known as satan.

In the publics eyes he is loved but behind closed doors he shows his horns.

Cesar's are often abusive to people who can't fight for themselves, who can't run or hide. They mentally and physically attack the underdog until they break and become submissive. They are narcissist who never admit that they did wrong. Often using themselves in the third person, forces compassion on abused family. They are materialistic, and hide that they are a real pos they make their family pretend that nothing ever happened and that they are a happy loving family in front of other people. Cesar... the Satan of earth.
Public "Cesar you are such an amazing father"
Family "Cesar stop hitting me"
Cesar "I am Cesar be submissive I own you"
by Rainbow666 November 27, 2022
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Cesar is the name of a neckbeard. Cesar is a cool guy, but he likes to bullshit a lot. You never know what he’s talking about or if you should believe him. He is obsessed with poop and ugly chicks. He’s a little on the scrawny side, but he’ll definitely knock you out with his man bun. Don’t fuck with Cesar or his boyfriend, Jared, will let you have it.
Hey you know Cesar?”
“No”
by SchrodingersNutsack February 21, 2020
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A very lazy unmotivated person who overreacts. They're usually of Indian descent, they don't know how to shower, they net bangerz, and try to act like a black person because of their skin.
Watch out for those wild Cesars!!
by Coco Val November 5, 2021
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