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Catticked 

An Australian slang for making mistakes, commonly used when a highly skilled worker / gamer makes a mistake at a critical point.
"Oh you just got catticked."
"Were you watching Steve the other day? He was playing Counter Strike and got catticked."
Catticked by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020

cat stick 

An elderly man poking a cat with a stick
Alex - "Abby, do you see that cat stick?"

Abby - "Yes, fascinating."
cat stick by morettifinder March 14, 2018

Capstick Creamer 

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.
I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.
Capstick Creamer by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Capstick Creamer 

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
Capstick Creamer by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Catslick 

Where your sexual partner is currently riding you, they turtlehead, stick their legs out like a cat would and crawl up your body dragging their ass up you.
That catslick was so hot. Really got me there.
Catslick by Ruggers47 January 24, 2022

Dirty capstick 

When a homosexual man sticks two fingers up his lovers asshole and speaks the words, “Deeper! Deeper! deeper! I can feel daddy coming!”. Then proceeds to take shit on the other ones chest and lather himself in dirt.
My buddy Matt pulled the “Dirty Capstick” then broke up with his girlfriend 2 hours later.