N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.
Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.
by ASPCA April 7, 2013
by Dan "The Gland Man" Marino May 21, 2010
Sausage Cat: Guess what I've been doing today? Pooping. I've been pooping. A-lot~
I've never seen my other end. You know, my butt...I WANT TO LICK IT.
I've never seen my other end. You know, my butt...I WANT TO LICK IT.
by kanametosenulquiorraschiffer January 13, 2011