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Cat Hand 

The hand maintained by a cat owner who is allergic to cats. The cat owner must be careful to use the cat hand only for touching the cats or risk a terrible allergic reaction. Hand washing will return the cat hand to regular-hand status.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? Did you get stung by a bee? Like, in the eyeball?
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.
Cat Hand by Cicero's Assassin November 7, 2007
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Cat hands 

Someone who uses their hands skillfully and quietly.
That shortstop has cat hands.
Cat hands by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 8, 2018
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Cat Handle 

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.
I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.
Cat Handle by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Cat Hands 

People who can't touch anything hot, who are extra sensitive to hot things. (A phrase used in Japan, as far as I know).
Foe example, when someone can't hold a hot cup of tea without a tissue (or something else to cover the cup) and usually waits till it cools down, one can use this phase "so-and-so person has cat hands".
Cat Hands by Theiaa July 22, 2022

handle cat 

a cat with a handle on its back
oh man, check out that handle cat!
HANDLE CAT DERRDERR!
handle cat by ftp420420 August 15, 2008

Handsome Cat 

Weird penis-boy and Karl from Jimme Nootron.
Loves that sweet niggar schlong.
Handsome Cat by Dapper Fellow? October 30, 2016

Cathandel 

(slang verb) When you can't handle a cat. Other term for "Can't Handle Cat".
My cat, Heaven, is so cute, I cathandel!

Our neighbor cathandels our cat.
Cathandel by JADirect_18 September 20, 2022