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Cassandra 

She's the most caring and loyal person you'll ever meet in your entire life, she is honestly a one of a kind. Don't ever lie to her or hurt her because when she gets emotionally attached to something, she'll start overthinking, and trust me you don't want that. She is beautiful, cute and clever. If you ever need someone to be there for you and listen to your problems, she got you, if you have a bad day or your feeling kinda gloomy, she got you. She never fails putting a smile on your face. She will always brighten up you day. If you ever came across a Cassandra, you need to cherish her and never let her go because trust me, she is fucking amazing.
boy: How is Cassandra so perfect?
girl: Cause she's one of a kind.
Cassandra by HEHHHHHHWHOAMI March 13, 2019

Cassandra 

Cassandra is a natural brown haired person who is very beautiful, very kind, funny, has a beautiful smile, and a very cute laugh. Someone who is perfect In many ways, and she is extremely cute. She is someone that cares about you as much as you care about them. They can seem very shy at first but they open up little by little as you get to know them. They tend to be into art and music. If you meet a Cassandra you better not let them go, trust me. They are the best thing that will ever happen to you
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(Boy) is that Cassandra? They are so quiet
(Girl) I know but they are so wonderful once you know them like I do
Cassandra by FlOwerchIld2046 July 21, 2018

Cassandra 

Cassandra is known for always telling the truth. Also known as a Greek princess. Modern day Cassandra's physically are extremely attractive with long hair, great bodies, the best personalities and to top it off an amazing rack. Every Cassandra you meet is a blessing in your life, Don't ever take her for granted because you will regret it, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Cassandra's are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet but if you piss them off they WILL ..um how do you say this.. JACK YOU UP. These girls are true to there word and as real as it gets. Nobody is perfect but Cassandra's are as close as it gets to perfection.
Boy 1: Did you see Cassandra walk by?
Boy 2: Of course how could I miss seeing such a beautiful girl.

Boy: Wow you're perfect...
Girl: Well I am a Cassandra.

dirty cassandra

The woman of your dreams, or a serial killer it's impossible to know.
I always dream of Dirty Cassandra.

cassandra cain 

The second batgirl and the most badass member of the Bat-family.
"Cassandra Cain, ex-batgirl, still is one of the most dangerous fighters on the planet." -Robin

Cascader 

A cascader is a male who is not hygiene literate in that he does not know that he needs to clean in between his butt crack. Instead, assuming that soapy water cascading over his ass is enough to do the job. A worse variant of cascader will also neglect to pull back his foreskin to give the knob a clean. Males like this are the most likely reason that women hate giving head or rimjobs (because they can smell old poo poos wofting up from the booty hole and/or smegs). Neither parties of a straight couple has the awareness that men aren't supposed to smell that bad - unlike gay guys who usually learn early in life to clean that shit up. Although much rarer, females can also be cascader.
1:

Girl: Hey mum, does dad ever ask you for a BJ? Darren always asks me but it's so gross because his junk smells like shit.

Mum: Oh honey that's because Darren's a cascader. I told you not to marry him. He wasn't raised right.

2:

Bro 1: Hey bro, you got any tips on getting shit stains out of my underwear and towels? I always get them even right after I shower!

Bro 2: Bro, you know that's not normal right? Do you clean in between your ass cheeks when you shower?

Bro 1: Lol no way bro that's gay!

Bro 2: Lol no it's not bro. You're just a nasty cascader. It's no wonder Sara broke up with you.
Cascader by Yazzinator93 January 9, 2021