Cathnick 

Somebody named Nick who is Catholic.

Me: Do you want to invite Nick to meet us at Lulu's?
You: Creepy Nick?
Me: No, Cathnick
You: No

Cathnick by Nightfish September 6, 2009

cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

cartonic by Matthew November 21, 2005

catnicks 

A gay cat.

He was acting like a catnicks because he watched Project Runway.

catnicks by Jimmyandred November 20, 2009

Carthicide 

(car`th`i`cide)- adj... The act of a mother putting her children into competition for human survival in order that they become most fit of all children born of womb. est...400 AD 'Roman'

The mother of many children from the men of surrounding villages committed carthicide on her children one at a time, until the strongest of all of them was fit to move up in social class.

Carthicide by Historical Repitition July 15, 2018