car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.
antonyms: reality
1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled outlike a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
(car`th`i`cide)- adj... The act of a mother putting her children into competition for human survival in order that they become most fit of all children born of womb. est...400 AD 'Roman'
The mother of many children from the men of surrounding villages committed carthicide on her children one at a time, until the strongest of all of them was fit to move up in social class.