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tart cart helmet wearing window licker 

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape
Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

tart cart 

Those half-length school busses that bring "slow" kids to special-ed school, or summer school.
"There were so few kids going on the field trip, they sent us on a tart cart, and the whole trip, people in cars were pulling up next to us and laughing because they thought we were retards."
tart cart by Siddownshaddap May 13, 2004

tart cart 

"Birdman rides the tart cart to school"
tart cart by Super Dee September 5, 2002

Tart cart 

Word used to describe a person who is acting like a total fuck tard.
Hey Connor you’re acting like a total tart cart

tart cart 

a limo, normally white and outside a night club. so called because it is used to 'cart' a loads of 'tarts'.
'look at all them sluts in their tart cart'
tart cart by josh - urban definer November 22, 2007

tart cart 

A very feminine vehicle (e.g. VW Cabriolet)
Trixie's sugar daddy just got her a new tart cart.
tart cart by Mr. C July 14, 2004