Cart Blocked 

Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.

Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.

Cart Blocked by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010

catblocked 

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011

Catblocked 

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat

Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!

Catblocked by Jashlon March 6, 2011

Catblocked 

When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.

"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"

"Where is it?"

"Plugged into my wall."

"Can't you get it?"

"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"

Catblocked by Rose+10 December 29, 2016