Carson

A guy with a huge cock and a pussy magnet.

Carson gets all of the girls.

by masomonkey123 November 2, 2013

Carson

The act of setting fire to a vehicle

can’t man, still in jail for carson

by SlightlyLemony December 23, 2019

Carson

If you are ever lucky enough to encounter a Carson, make sure he stays in your life. On the first impression, a Carson may seem like a social butterfly who gives zero (0) shits about you or anything you do. Grow close to this new Carson; he will reveal his true colors once he gets used to you! He will be ultra protective and sensitive around those he truly trusts (such as crying during Beauty and the Beast). Being friends with a Carson includes lots of self-deprecating humor, excessive swearing, jokes about wanting to die, and puns about his sexuality.

Bonus: Free therapist! Best listener out there: 10/10

Carson: Now, tell me what's bothering you today.
Friend: WELL, *describes their day in extreme detail*
Carson: *rephrases everything you said and gives you genuine advice*

by Anon Y. Mous. December 16, 2017

CARSON

a cracker

wow, man. Carson is really a cracker.

by CRACKERCARSON December 27, 2016

carson

usually a man, only a women if they have weird parents, but
1. tall
2. always has a girlfriend so get in there quick
3. falls in love easily and makes other fall in love with him easy
4. dreamy
5. loves music/ can sing
6. makes a guy or girl think constantly about him
7. HOT

look at that hot singer, i think i'm in love with him! his name must be carson

by marrymebro? May 2, 2011

Carson

A kid that can do almost anything that his mind comes up with.

Person1: "welp, Carson has an idea again."
Person2: "uhoh..."

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 17, 2017

carson

sexy troll who stole my banana.

p.s. his name is the pimp hand of god.

I don't know how to use carson in a sentence.

by pimp hand of god! June 15, 2015