Carp Fucker Share definition Flag (carp- far - ker). Adj - One who fucks carps. Exe - "Barn and I are not friends with filewood anymore because he is a carp fucker. Carp Fucker by Rangadang May 2, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Carp Fucker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch