look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
1.
A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.
Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?
by Debate November 22, 2007

Words related to Carnation Instant Bitch

bitches dat ho phan vietnam
 
2.
What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.
Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up
by The Gunslinger July 07, 2004