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Carmining 

The act of adding in a new character to a story for the sole purpose of killing him/her, usually early on. This is a reference to Gears of War, where the Carmine characters were killed off early and often.
Person 1: I'm writing a war story were everyone dies.
Person 2: How do you keep it so long?
Person 1: I add a character to advance the plot, then kill him off.
Person 2: Quit Carmining, man!
Carmining by therevenant February 26, 2012
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Carolining 

Locking yourself in a bathroom and having the cops called to break down the door
Are you still grounded from carolining last weekend
Carolining by The Egypt bomber August 25, 2019
Related Words
Spinning while moving forward
God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro
Careening by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

Carnilingus 

(1)Going down on a girl while she's driving a car.

(2)The female version of road head.
I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.

Austin Carliling 

The act of fangirling over Austin Carlile more than any other celebrity
*sees pic of austin carlile*

Friend 1: ERMEHGAWD HES SO PERFECT
Friend 2: is it austin again?
Friend 1: YESSSS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Friend 2: you're really good at Austin Carliling
Austin Carliling by Squidgy Carlile December 18, 2013

garmining 

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.
I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!
garmining by kat51 March 11, 2009
Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face
Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face
Craining by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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