The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.
I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.
by Stevenson99 January 22, 2023
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a shitty school in west london with shit teachers and shitty students. teachers act like little kids with authority and the students are all rebelling against the horrid teachers (i don’t blame them) food is shit everyone says it’s shit but still eats it. teachers change when ofsted come. year 7s pushing everyone like they’re hard year 11s year 8s all wet. year 9s are bored and make beef everyday year 10s depends too much on year 9s and are all lowlifes year 11s don’t even focus on their gcses in a few months. the whole school is shit. irrelevant teachers trying to make money aswell. terrible.
girl 1: “what school do u go?”
girl 2: “cardinal wiseman”
girl 1: “oh that wet school”
by cardinalfreak28272828 February 5, 2020
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"Here's to Cardinal Puff, the third and final drink of the evening"

"Are you a Cardinal?"

"You bet your sweet ass I am!"
by Carey1234 January 18, 2009
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a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team
Dude those cadinal gibbons girls are hot.
by Spencer April 23, 2005
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one straight ass school ...sometimes called a drug school shit football team but every other sport is good located in fort lauderdale
"where do u go?"
"i go to cardinal gibbons..."
"o so your gay?"
-guy gets hit in the face-
by cardinalgibbonsfl April 13, 2011
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Probably the realest school in Raleigh.
We know how to rock polos and project pat at the same time. Many Hot girls.
-4 Wachovia Cups

Ravenscroft is punks.
#77 A fat defensive lineman(from Ravenscroft), who got run over by the Gibbons Football Rushing attack, as evidant by our 300 yards rushing.
by tony yayo February 16, 2005
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An STD you get from priests.
Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.
by The Man with No Name November 21, 2017
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