When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.
by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019
by Nintendo Portable Device June 16, 2018
by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019
When role playing inserting a car crash is a sure fire way to boost the fun factor by 100%. This has been adapted into the real world.
by onedayrobotswillcry July 11, 2008
A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?
"He said I should try this new medication."
"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"
"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"
by dats wight wabbit July 13, 2022
Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!
"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.
by ..wil May 17, 2006
conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.
Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash
by shuffleTitan February 21, 2010