This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.
Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*
Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.
Skippy : Eating some pizza.
Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?