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Captain Snooze
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When the whore is asleep, you proceed to
ejaculate
a halo around
the crown
of the head. Then apply a nightcap in the fashion of
the captain
himself.
got home
last night
and
the bitch
was asleep so i thought she
deserved
a captain snooze
by
HODOG & BURMDOG Pty Ltd
October 11, 2008
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