Code 3 Captain Crunch

When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break

“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants”

by Jyfsdbpa July 16, 2023

Captain Morgan Crunch

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"

Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.

by dstrbdchld1328 November 19, 2008

Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by AdelineTGirl November 22, 2021

Captain Crunch

a cereal i'm eating right now.

Captain crunch tastes gud

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.

Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch

by Dlancelot December 20, 2017

Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 12, 2018