Top Definition
The complete polar opposite of a Captain Save-a-ho. Usually just smashes the ho and doesn't buy her gucci bags and fancy dinners. Usually if lucky, the ho gets a happy meal and a newport.
Tyrese: Ayo ma dude, are you gunna captain save a ho that alexa rae ho? she was feelin you ma dude.
Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home
Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga
Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets
by XCMMX May 08, 2009

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