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a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
by Captain Midget May 03, 2006

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