Top Definition
1. An interesting song by the band The Locust. I'm going to leave it at that. Go read the lyrics, enlighten yourself.

2. Someone who can easily tell if someone is straight or gay/bisexual. Yes, I'm making this up.

3. An interesting name to call your friends for no good reason.
1. OMGZ! Have you heard that hxc song by The Locust? The Captain Gaydar one?

2. You are such a Captain Gaydar. I can't believe Portia de Rossi is a lesbian! How'd you know?!

3. Yo Captain Gaydar, pass the ketchup.
by Brizzleeeeeee June 09, 2006

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