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One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.
1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.
by CowboyAg January 31, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a pussy whiped bitch that follows his girl friend around all day trying to suck on her pussy lips they are usually named justin and have pooter cheese stuck to there lips
did you see captain cupcake running around last night he forgot to wipe off that pooter cheese from his lips
by the pooter parrot September 12, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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