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A no-life, who has no job and lives with his parents. He looks like a pedophile, and he talks to 13-year olds on Xbox Live, and he is a fanboy of the video game, Crysis. He is waste of human life who will not amount to anything and has hissy-fits whenever someone talks bad about himself or his hobbies. A man who has a vagina and can't take a joke.
Captain Crytek! He's a zero. He is no one's fucking hero.
by Jake Fields October 22, 2011

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