|1.||Captain Camel toe|
You know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? Thats right! They have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! Their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.
Katie: "Eww look!"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"