A sexual act where one nuts in a woman's eye and kicks her in the shins, thus causing her to close one eye and, hop about on one leg, and bitch about it; thus impersonating a pirate. See "Arrrrgh!"
Chick: "Cum for me baby!!"
Dude: "Here it comes!"
Chick: ::turns around and sticks tongue out (not expecting the eye shot)
Dude: ::Eye Splooge, kick, laugh!::
Chick: "Captain Arrrrgh!"