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Fool #1 - Ha, ha. Due to my capitalist greed I now have enough to live off for several lifetimes.

Fool #2 - Ha, ha. Due to my capitalist greed I got a double portion of bread soup from this soup-kitchen someone else provides for me. Ha, ha.
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One who has an affection for the use of capital letters.
Andrew: FUCK ORF
Greg: R looks a lot like F when capitalised. You CAPITALIST PIG!
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A realist. Someone who believes that through hard work, wealth can be attained. While true to some extent, many capitalists overlook the fact that the playing field is uneven.

A capitalist society is often marked by a stark gap between the haves and have-nots

Antonyms: Socialist, Communist
America (Bush) gives capitalism a bad name.
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Many times thought of as an antithesis to socialist, even though every industrialized country has varying aspects of both ideologies constituting its economic mode of production and sociopolitical system. People who support capitalism usually refer to it as "natural," associate it with hard work, and believe that socialism would "redistribute the wealth" or take from one class to give to another, as if the richest people in the world actually produced the wealth they hold and that everyone has a fair shot at that wealth.
There are two options either Stalin's USSR or the US, nothing more. If you aren't capitalist, you believe in mass murder and inefficiency.
by 666marx666 January 17, 2012
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