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Considered by many to be the gateway to the dirty South, Cape Henlopen is an area in Delaware located on the coast. It is the hometown of the particular Division I lacrosse legend who orchestrated (and even choreographed) the original "the move".
The official language of the area is rastafarian, and everyone there has a tan and boogeyboards. Visitor: "Hey, isn't Sean from Cape Henlopen?"
Native Cape Henlopian: "Ya man, he always be jiving and rolling up in dis here dune boogey." Visitor: "I dont understand you, but you have a nice tan." |
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