Cannon Landscaping: a lawn service where the only requirements are:
1. Be a jacked and swole dude w/ 16.5" guns, bare minimum.
2. Wear sleeveless shirts that say CANNONS.
3. Mow lawns.
1. Be a jacked and swole dude w/ 16.5" guns, bare minimum.
2. Wear sleeveless shirts that say CANNONS.
3. Mow lawns.
Neighborhood punk 1:
"Cannons Landscaping sucks. But they're mowing half the lawns in town. I don't get it. Why?"
Neighborhood punk 2:
"Ask your mom."
"Cannons Landscaping sucks. But they're mowing half the lawns in town. I don't get it. Why?"
Neighborhood punk 2:
"Ask your mom."
by Moblspank November 2, 2023