A Child Molester, Some Who Dates People Alot Younger Than Them. Basically A Paedophile In Some Way Or Another.
"Look at that fucking candy cock wif the five year old girlfriend"
"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"
"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"
by Andy "Big Dick" Shone May 23, 2007
Get the Candy Cockmug. by MasterBait23 March 20, 2016
Get the candy cockmug. When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
by Labelmaker May 22, 2018
Get the Cotton Candy Cockmug. by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020
Get the Candy Corn Cockmug. Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!
by Erectial Dysfunction April 24, 2010
Get the Candy apple cockmug. by Money mike January 25, 2005
Get the cock candymug.