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When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.
Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.
by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009

Words related to Canadian Midget

canadian midget canada chode maple munchkin short syrup wood
Small or short person from Canada.
Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.
by Nicholas Bujold October 19, 2006