When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.
Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.
by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009
Small or short person from Canada.
Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.
by Nicholas Bujold October 19, 2006