canadian bacon

same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!

Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.

by Big Daddy A May 20, 2009

canadian bacon

When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.

Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon!

Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?

by wordswemakewhenskating July 29, 2011

Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

Canadian Bacon Nipples

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

by Karissa December 18, 2004

Canadian Bacon Jerk

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.

i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.

by bri-marzee February 7, 2009

canadian bacon strip

when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit

hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip
could you recomend any specific lumberjacks

by buttersmooth February 4, 2008

canadian greasy bacon

where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face

that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off

by Droo3756 December 9, 2008