The one who wanders around, aimlessly and cluelessly around campus mumbling about nothing in particular.
by Shnickersking13 October 12, 2023
A huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can. Disguised as an honest operation, every campus bookstore sells you books it knows full well you will never use, and refuse to take them back unless for 30% of the original price, which they will resell for 70% of the original price.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?
Guy 2: I can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.
Guy 2: I can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.
by Pissedoffsophomore May 1, 2012
a nickname for the website used by schools so that parents can check on their kids 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. they can see your attendance, grades, teachers, schedule, etc. also known as infinite campus.
by harry6789 February 1, 2010
When you arrive so fast that you sprint to the fitness centre to retrieve the purple rag and encrust it with your arrival and then save it for later to give it to your gym crush
“Hey Tyrone, I have arrived, would you like my campus cummies? I made them fresh just for you!”
“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”
“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”
by deanBrock September 9, 2022
Campus Police are mercenaries. They are hired guns.
Campus Police can arrest anyone, they can throw you jail, they have guns, detectives, K-9 Units, SWAT teams, bomb squads, pepper spray and the right to use lethal force. However, unlike the municipal police who are paid through taxes provided to the State by each and every citizen, and thus they have responsibility to protect each and every citizen (in theory); Campus Police of private universities, colleges, corporations, and other organizations are paid by those PRIVATE organizations and no one else, and thus they have no responsibility or care for the average citizen, town or state.
Campus Police only have a care and responsibility towards those who pay them, those who have oversight over them, those who can directly punish them. They have no incentive to treat others fairly who are not affiliated with the same private organization they are affiliated with, and yet these campus police officers, are afforded the same or more privileges as a publically paid police and can arrest anyone, even if someone who commits a crime not even on their property.
So, where is the internal review for this private police force for those not affiliated with the university or corporate community? Are we really to trust a privately paid police force, shielded from public oversight, to take our side and to fight for and protect our rights? No.
Campus Police can arrest anyone, they can throw you jail, they have guns, detectives, K-9 Units, SWAT teams, bomb squads, pepper spray and the right to use lethal force. However, unlike the municipal police who are paid through taxes provided to the State by each and every citizen, and thus they have responsibility to protect each and every citizen (in theory); Campus Police of private universities, colleges, corporations, and other organizations are paid by those PRIVATE organizations and no one else, and thus they have no responsibility or care for the average citizen, town or state.
Campus Police only have a care and responsibility towards those who pay them, those who have oversight over them, those who can directly punish them. They have no incentive to treat others fairly who are not affiliated with the same private organization they are affiliated with, and yet these campus police officers, are afforded the same or more privileges as a publically paid police and can arrest anyone, even if someone who commits a crime not even on their property.
So, where is the internal review for this private police force for those not affiliated with the university or corporate community? Are we really to trust a privately paid police force, shielded from public oversight, to take our side and to fight for and protect our rights? No.
I took a piss in alley in Harvard Square and next thing I know I was getting arrested by the Harvard campus police even though I wasn't in Harvard! WTF?
by WritingWriter87 November 9, 2019
1. A bus on the University of Minnesota campus which brings students from both east and west bank to St.Paul campus and vice versa.
2. A sex position in which one girl sexually pleases three male University of Minnesota students at the same time: one from East bank vaginally, one from West bank anally, and one from St.Paul orally.
3. Name attributed to any girl who has participated in the sex position, the campus connector.
2. A sex position in which one girl sexually pleases three male University of Minnesota students at the same time: one from East bank vaginally, one from West bank anally, and one from St.Paul orally.
3. Name attributed to any girl who has participated in the sex position, the campus connector.
1. Guy 1: "How are you gonna get to class on time?"
Guy 2: "I'll just hop on the connector."
2.Guy 1: "Do you think I should go for her? She seems cute."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't. I heard some guys pulled the campus connector on her last week."
3.Guy 1:"Hey do you know if Rachel did anything while I was visting my family last week?"
Guy 2: "Rachel? Oh, you mean the campus connector."
Guy 2: "I'll just hop on the connector."
2.Guy 1: "Do you think I should go for her? She seems cute."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't. I heard some guys pulled the campus connector on her last week."
3.Guy 1:"Hey do you know if Rachel did anything while I was visting my family last week?"
Guy 2: "Rachel? Oh, you mean the campus connector."
by stryker94 November 29, 2012