Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.
Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.
by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 2, 2009