The comfort crew (the janitorial staff) runs that shit. Together, the whole staff is a force to be reckoned with. They are magical.
Camper 1: "dude, lets go fuck up that golf cart!"
Camper 2: "no way man! It's says comfy crew and they'll wreck our shit!"
Worker 1: dude, there's poop all over the wall in this stall
Worker 2: that's not uncommon here at Camp Dearborn!