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The act of ejaculating into your hand and then, with the soiled hand, slapping your partner across the face.
Mike: If she's cheating on you why don't you dump her?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?
by Maddox Jolie-Pitt December 29, 2007

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