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A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.
"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"
"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"
by Bythorsbeard April 20, 2005

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