Calling the cattle

To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.

"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 8, 2007

A pot calling a cattle black

A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.

Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black

by JustKeepingItRealMan March 8, 2019