A hot, straight (although I'm sure he wouldn't care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of MadTV. He's worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as "Oz", "7th Heaven", "Suddenly Susan", "King of Queens", "How I Met Your Mother" and most recently "Fat Actress". He has also appeared in films such as "Fish without a Bicycle", "Scary Movie 4" and "Bad Santa". He's an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a Speedo.
Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.
Bryan is a truly nice guy.
Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.
Bryan is a truly nice guy.
Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.
by Trikywu May 25, 2006
He is a short, little midget. Everyone is taller than him. He head is literally “🏀”.
But most of all, he is SIGMA MALE 😳😳😳😎😎😎🫢🫢🫢🫢
But most of all, he is SIGMA MALE 😳😳😳😎😎😎🫢🫢🫢🫢
“I saw Callen Ryan in the street. It was traumatising, mesmerising, cathariating, intriguing experience”.
by sfkgkgjfjfjdyhe May 20, 2023
The comedian famous for 'The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It' he played the character Andy and the movie was s'terrible. He has loads of fan. He is well known for knowing s'little about comedy which is ironic. #hatecha. Also known as 'Bit Killer Jones' He is also the mayor of Seeyasville.
Hey is that Byran Callen!? *said no one ever*
by Everybody's listener November 25, 2013
A hot bisexual brainless idiot whose only purpose in life is to be an object of lust for gay dudes and straight women, and to give them unbelievable sexual pleasure. He is also a pushover, making him easier to get in the sack and then kick out the minute you're done. Also know as a living blow up doll.
by leaflet of fire March 21, 2005
Hes Strong in battle meaning in the middle of a situation he becomes powerful. He's Handsome with a good body and big dick. Funny and intelligent and protective.
Breanna: just forget about callen glover you can get dick from any guy
Taylor: The only dick I'll ever ride is callens
Taylor: The only dick I'll ever ride is callens
by Professional Intelligence October 2, 2023
1) a super sexy girl that has the most amazingly fun personality. She can be shy at times but once she's comfortable she can be the best girl to be with.
2) she's afrikaans which is baie lekker.
3) she's down to earth and honest
4) she's also wades girlfriend. So stay away
2) she's afrikaans which is baie lekker.
3) she's down to earth and honest
4) she's also wades girlfriend. So stay away
by sharky12 October 2, 2014
Stupid hoe who trys to fuck ur man after she drops u off in another town with no way back and only uses you to get shit for free
by Sugartits1andonly September 17, 2020