call the boss

Euphemism for Masturbation. What the cable installer is really doing when he says he has to go back to his truck to call his boss.

Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."

I had a rough day today. I'm going t go home, open a beer, and call the boss.

by McDeac March 5, 2015

call from my boss

a way to disguise the words “i need to poop”

1:“I’m getting a call from my boss ,and he’s angry”
3:”oh, good luck”

by 4bg October 10, 2023