When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.
Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.
by They Shoot Pigs, Don't They? March 22, 2010
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