When a white guy fucks someone in the ass and lets them shit on his dick while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.
Dave: Fuck man, my dick stinks.
Andy: Why dude?
Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.
Andy: Why dude?
Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.
by that fat fuck Will September 25, 2008
a sexual fetish which involves, 2 men, one woman, fecal matter, and ejaculation. the maneuver goes as follows, the woman is blowing two men and prior to ejaculation one male turns around and drops a deuce directly into the mouth of the woman followed by blowing his load into her mouth, simultaneously the other male busts his nut into the mouth of the woman and immediately turns around to unleash his deamon into the mouth of the woman. the two men then force the woman to eat the tasty compilation or shit and jizz. once performed the large amount of cum and shit is similar to that of an oreo cakester and originated in the state of north carolina
by boooooooooooooossssssss May 13, 2008
When the man puts saran wrap on each of the girl's boobs, shits on both of them, jizzes in the middle, and then squishes both of the poop boob circles (by folding over the seran wrap) together while tittyfucking her. Then, the man punches the girl and screams, "BILLY JUST GOT HIS FIRST CHEST HAIR, BEEYOTCH!" while shaving her pubes and sprinkling them on her chest (creating 'chest hair'). While the girl is knocked out, he picks up the "Oreo Cakester" with his erect penis and shoves it up the girl's ass, or in her mouth. OR IN HER VAGINA. Whichever is prefered by the couple. Often a practice in Massachusetts.
by Fiery Frost and Miracle Rose October 7, 2007
The art or process by which a male has sex with an African American female and nuts in between her but cheeks and or brown eye. Then squeezes said butt cheeks together making the cream filling ooze out.
by duke10990 November 20, 2010
When two fat black guys are fucking a skinny white girl, and they both spunk in her vag and in her anus. Thus resulting in the younger black guy having to eat both jesus juice out of her anus and vag. (I would recommend this for poeple that love to have threesomes.)
by Mr.Amazon Fire Fighter February 27, 2009
After cumming into a women's ass, the women takes a shit and it takes a shocking resemblance an oreo cakester. This is because the shit makes a sandwich over the oreo cakester
by why hello there Mr. Belvedere July 11, 2008
Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.
by RenwaEatsPandaWithFork May 26, 2010