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The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.
They call me Jack "Cake Smacker" Johnson.

I Schmakkkked dem Cakes.
by 3K1NG3 August 10, 2009

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