A needy little douche who has never heard the term sharing or caring. His pass times included: abusing his helpless cat, being an asshole to his sister rosey, and screaming at his poor old parents. He is the apidimi of poorly behaved children everywhere. He is truly the spawn of Satan himself. Yet somehow this abusive devil has his own show, FOR CHILDREN!!!
Person A: Have you seen Caillou anywhere?
Person B: Oh that little fuck face just left town, the police are on his ass.
Person A: Thank God! You know , he once threw a brick at his Grandmas head! He's truly a bad some bitch.
Person B: Oh that little fuck face just left town, the police are on his ass.
Person A: Thank God! You know , he once threw a brick at his Grandmas head! He's truly a bad some bitch.
by Hulkthegiantpitbull December 27, 2017
Caillou's Dad: Oh shit caillou i just realized we are going to the circus tomarrow not today
Caillou: WAAA WAAA NO I WANNA GO TODAY MOTHER FUCKER
Caillou: WAAA WAAA NO I WANNA GO TODAY MOTHER FUCKER
by Fat Naruto October 21, 2019
Caillou is a little shit child who acts like a deamon all the time. His ugly ass head is even more exposed than stewie griffin. His mother secretly hates him and so does his sister. His sister looks like a fucking fetus. Caillou is a spoiled brat who gets away with everything he dies by throwing a tantrum like a cunt. His parents are the most brain dead twats anyone could ever see.
*Caillou draws on the wall with permanent marker*
Mom: Caillou what the fuck are you doing
Sister: Fucker drew on the wall. Your in trouble *Smiles savagely*
Caillou: *turns deamon and throws a fit and screams*
Mom: Alright you worthless bag of shit. You wont have time out
Mom: Caillou what the fuck are you doing
Sister: Fucker drew on the wall. Your in trouble *Smiles savagely*
Caillou: *turns deamon and throws a fit and screams*
Mom: Alright you worthless bag of shit. You wont have time out
by CritizingShit January 3, 2019
Used as a term to very someone as a lil bitch. Or is a term used to show how someone that they are a memelord, as the all Dankness, our lord, Caillou.
by WitchDoctorGaeming August 10, 2017
your such a Caillou
by SecretAgent42069 October 25, 2019
An obnoxious little shit that was born by a alcoholic father who would eat dog shit that he found on the freeway. Due to his existence, Caillou despises his father and wants him dead but can’t because he is too fucking poor to afford weapons, and also is to lazy to make his own. However Caillou thankfully died on september 20 1863 from having both cancer and a stroke at the same time. Caillous dad was angry because he wanted to kill caillou himself by shoving a stick up his butt.
Caillou: I hate my dad!
Caillous mom: U shouldn’t hate your father!
Caillou: Fuck u mom, bite my left ballsack hair!
Caillous mom: (cries and dies)
Caillou: Now that i got my mom out of the way, my dads next! (dies of stroke after)
Caillous mom: U shouldn’t hate your father!
Caillou: Fuck u mom, bite my left ballsack hair!
Caillous mom: (cries and dies)
Caillou: Now that i got my mom out of the way, my dads next! (dies of stroke after)
by JAWSeph July 31, 2019
by Ur friend chicken shit July 14, 2019