A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.

The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.
"I was talkin to dude, and he just went glass cadet on me. What a Glasshole!"
by xanderbelly February 28, 2013
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A codename for a completely ownage guy on both xbox live (Cadet Crackers) and steam (Senior Crackers). he enjoys long walks on virtual beaches
Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker) is such an owner
by DudewtfBBQ July 11, 2008
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“i love ice spice
“same, i’m a Spice Cadet, too.”
by c^ny January 29, 2023
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