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Dan Caddick 

There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
Man 1: Hey why did your girl leave you?

Man 2: Dan Caddick.
Dan Caddick by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022

Jim Caddick 

The real name of Caddicarus.

Jim Caddick is a popular youtuber who goes by the name of Caddicarus, an England-based wacko who does the silliest videos. Oh, and he loves Cash Banooca.
person 1: "Do you know Caddicarus' real name?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's Jim Caddick."
person 1: "Oh, thats why he's called Caddicarus."
person 2: *silence*
Jim Caddick by thesillycat February 4, 2025

caddicarus 

A youtuber who may need therapy and who has changed hairstyles but still has not changed even today.
Person 1: "I'm going to watch Caddicarus "
Person 2: "Oh you mean that one youtuber who looks insane in some of his videos?"
Person 1: *silence*
caddicarus by Cheetopuff3r April 15, 2021

Caddicarus 

A hilarious YouTuber who makes reviews on video games. Especially Nintendo and PlayStation (2 of my favorite things).

He makes fun of Peppa Pig and reviews Phoenix Games.
Beaker's nose falls off

Caddicarus: CHRIST ON A BIKE!!!
Caddicarus by Maya Butreeks April 24, 2021
The ultimate come back.
When you are arguing with someone just interrupt them and yell catdick in their face.
Repeat as many times as necessary until that person stops/cries.

February 9th is also National Catdick Day.
- Man 1: Shut up CATDICK

- Keith: But.....

- Man 1: CATDICK

- Keith: Hold on Ther....

- Man 1: CATDICKKKKKKK
Catdick by Dylan W.. February 10, 2019

caddicarus 

a british youtuber who does videos on playstation games
dude 1: yo have ya heard of caddicarus?
dude 2: not me
dude 1: you should check his videos out
dude 2: ok
*dude 2 watches a caddicarus video*
dude 1: soo how good the video is?
dude 2: MILUK
caddicarus by Pyrostrike June 20, 2018