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An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.
Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.
by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

Words related to Cactus Mongrel

barrel cactus cactus fingernail mongrel plant