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cabanelas 

Cabanelas is the last name of the sweetest, most handsome (and sexy asf) guy on this universe. He’s very gifted with his thang and is not afraid to be 100% genuine. Truly the best boyfriend and friend anyone could ever ask for. Also a great person to simp over, If your boyfriend has the last name “cabanelas” back off bitch he’s mine lol.
Daniel Cabanelas is my boyfriend lol
cabanelas by marbeepboop February 21, 2021
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Carbonillas 

Little drink for when you got hot
Carbonillas by Crazy nut job July 15, 2021
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morrison cabonilas 

A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.
Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"

Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
morrison cabonilas by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016