Many a CV fetishist has been spotted performing sexual acts while stimulating himself with his CV.
Due to the invisible hand, this kind of selfish behaviour is typically good for society.
Person 2: Jack is spending a semester in Kenya, building a school in the local community.
Person 1: I thought he hated negros.
Person 2: Yea, but he figured it looks good on a CV. He's kind of a CV fetishist.