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A person, who focuses his entire life solely on his cv. A CV fetishist will only perform activities, that will end up benefitting his CV and refrain from actions that are of no interest to the potential employer. Many a CV fetishist has been spotted performing sexual acts while stimulating himself with his CV. Due to the invisible hand, this kind of selfish behaviour is typically good for society. Person 1. :What has Jack been doing lately?
Person 2: Jack is spending a semester in Kenya, building a school in the local community. Person 1: I thought he hated negros. Person 2: Yea, but he figured it looks good on a CV. He's kind of a CV fetishist. |
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