crunt

Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.

I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."

by m4ch0 July 21, 2008

Portmanteau of crazy and cunt. Used when the cunt in question is also fucking nuts.

Sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend Lisa. What a crunt!

by skullmuffins November 12, 2010

Combination of the words "cunt" and "runt" used to describe a really short, bitchy girl.

I truly hate Christine. She's such a crunt.

by Melissa B. November 14, 2005

crunted

a crusty cunt; a vagina with any type of crusty substance surrounding the vaginal area.

"So did you finger Britney last night?
No man she had the nastiest crunt. I was geekin."

by dgeezy January 8, 2008

some one who is a cunt but a rotton cunt. Rotton cunt.

I can't beleive my best friend fucked my boyfriend,that was rotton what a cunt.A real crunt.

by stern monkey August 2, 2009

by Mark Lyttle March 10, 2004