Acronym: Can't Remember A Fucking Thing

State of being exemplified by the avid partier.
You're such a craft.
by Mango May 11, 2004
cant remember a fucking thing
i suffer from c.r.a.f.t.
by assclownz December 11, 2003
C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?
Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.
by DutchRutterlover December 12, 2010
Can't Remember A Flippin' Thing!
As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.
by EStieB May 23, 2006
Cant Remember A Fucking Thing

A group or gathering of people who wish to consume alcohol to another level.
"went out on friday, became o member of the craft society!"
by Dan November 17, 2003
A pathological liar. Constantly telling lies and story's just to make himself likable a more interesting.
I made a new friend I hope he isnt a Craft.
Don't believe anything he says hes a Craft.
Your my friend I wish you weren't a Craft.
by Zack MicMillan April 09, 2013
Frequently used by gay black males: To steal; to shoplift; or to obtain an item(s) /service(s) by bouncing checks.
Chile you know marcy got caught crafting in wal-mart while trying to get materials for her effect;

he got locked up for crafting; i hear he was writting bad checks craft whore crafting to craft
by corolla December 10, 2009

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